A moment of clarity

After a long and cold winter spent entirely within armshot of cask wine, my partner and I have both decided that we would parttake in "Sober October." You see, we are a pair of ungainly boozehounds AND WE MUST BE STOPPED.





So please join us in support. It is a call to arms for all of us who have drank ourselves into oblivion for the gloomy months, and are now emerging into the spring with our heads, bodies and wallets in a state of disrepair. There is nothing shameful about a month of quiet peaceful reflection.



There is also nothing shameful about images like this:





























Or this:


























Or especially this:




















Minus the funbags and snatch, the plight of these three women pretty much sums up my life from late 2004 up until this point.



Pass the plonk, dear friend.