Thursday, August 20, 2009

Oh Kings Cross, you came and you gave without taking.

Today I was having lunch with some friends at the Sugarmill when an argument broke out a couple of metres from us. A group of upstanding young women were yelling abuse at another group with the usual "fuckin mole" and "dirty slag" calls when one of the ladies involved hissed "walk away you pricked up slut".



Fucking hell I love that place.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Bread Winners!







Before shit went a-RYE

And things got SEEDY

It was all what we YEAST expected

Worth spending the DOUGH even though we KNEADED it.

I'm on a ROLL

I LOAF you guys.


It must be LOAF, LOAF LOAF

Nothing more, nothing less, LOAF is the best.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

All you have to do is ignore the ones you love and they love you more...

Look at this, all my traipsing around the globe with nary a thought to my blog has seen my following balloon by an impressive THREE HUNDRED PERCENT and my name being dropped on the prestigious Vera Bermuda blogpostingsite.



So when I wasn't recording "soundbytes" for "television" in Berlin, I was enjoying the touch of the largest dinosaur skeleton even reassembled at the natural history museum, I was enjoying German words such as "Wien Rot" and "Activ Skat Market" and I was especially enjoying sunbaking in the fabled "Lustgarten".



Does the fact that I shared a moment with Dizzee Rascal in the hotel lobby excite anyone? Do you think the affectionate term "manhandbag" to describe a six-pack of beer will catch on?



Of course, all this fun pales in comparison to riding on Singapore's MASS RAPID TRANSPORT:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhR-a6Ou0So



I had my head in my hands literally weeping for this video as it played on the train. Amazing.



EDIT: Clearly, the art of "linking" to a "website" is beyond me. Please reserve your judgement.